Don't you dare, don't any of you dare, to offer me friendship or following or whatever with piracy. I've had four of those this week alone.
If you show me a pirate site and say hubba hubba come steal the author's work, all I can say to you is FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TABASCO SOAKED CACTUS! IN WHATEVER HOLE IS TIGHTEST!
Authors work hard to tell a story and entertain us. If all you can think of is how to steal that, you are nobody I want to know.