He's putting it on, not taking it off. He expected to get intimate with a hot guy he'd just met at the tiki bar on the beach, and they'd even gone back to hot guy's hotel room. But as things were heating up he glanced down at the guy's computer and the screen saver was running photo after photo of Donald Trump.
OMG that would be the boner killer of all boner killers. Funny, I don't remember you as a horror writer.
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